Operation: Slice and Dice

f_ur_stoicism @ 2008-05-08T03:51:00

2008-05-09T03:14:18Z

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30

2007-12-22T05:53:22Z

[Private; wildly hackable]

Yeah, 'cause she was someone I wanted to see a-goddamn-gain.

[/Private]

Cold's makin' it feel almost like back home. 'Cept I got somewhere to sleep here.

[ooc: so, remember Sara? Mugen does now~]

29

2007-12-04T02:51:15Z

I kinda got a thing for the girl.

...What the hell...?

[ooc: yes, it's embarrassing for him. and I know-- it's kinda late. sue me.]

28

2007-11-27T22:37:44Z

A...B...S...T...M...L...G...

Great... What the hell do all these mean?

[ooc: it wouldn't be any fun if I told you now, would it~?]

27

2007-11-11T22:30:27Z

Ugh, ~~goddammit,~~ there are so many kids runnin' around everywhere. And it sure ~~as hell~~ doesn't help that the girl's one of 'em.
Haven't we already done this ~~bullshit~~ before? It was somethin' ~~damn~~ similar, I know that much.

[ooc: since he wants to avoid getting his tongue cut out, Mugen's attempting to censor himself a little.

26

2007-10-26T02:02:28Z

Holy shit, keep it the hell down! It's 10 o'-fuckin'-clock, and some of us are tryin' to sleep it off! People live in the hot springs, ya know. Goddamn.

To hell with this shit, I'm goin' out.

25

2007-10-21T01:22:33Z

Everyone stay the fuck back! I swear to God I'll dice anyone that comes near me!
I knew you assholes were after me! Well, I didn't go down back home, and I ain't lettin' anyone get me here, either.

24

2007-10-14T23:12:11Z

Yeah, I love the deities sense of humor! 'Cause I have a real good time havin' my arms dislocated, my ass torched, and then finding toes in my goddamn booze. It's been fuckin' great.

The snow was cool, though.

23

2007-10-07T01:07:53Z

Holy shit! I just made a chair burst into flames! That was awesome! I didn't even have a match or nothin'. I wonder what else I can burn.

Shit, I really need a drink.

[ooc: surprise surprise, he needs to binge drink to keep up his pyro abilities.]

22; voice post

2007-10-03T00:33:01Z

[moaning and yowling] Augh, my head hurts so fuckin' bad!

Somebody kill me!

EDIT: AND WHO ARE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS?!

21

2007-10-01T23:53:16Z

Y'know, this stuff tastes like crap, but hey, booze is booze, right?

20; voice post

2007-09-23T22:40:41Z

[wheels clattering on concrete] Guh, shit.

[more rapid clattering; Mugen shouting; a thud]

OW! Bastard! Nng. Son of a bitch. Fuck these things!

19

2007-09-16T22:07:13Z

People need to back the fuck off me. It wasn't my fault! I didn't. know. she was cursed. Any other guy woulda done the same goddamn thing. What the hell else could I have said, 'no'?!

18

2007-09-15T03:48:52Z

Ah, what day and night yesterday was.
If that was the deities' idea of a "curse," I wanna buy each and every one o' them a drink.

EDIT [ooc: he deleted the post after all this mess.]

17

2007-09-07T02:59:04Z

Hey, Barbiel, as long as we're still on for tonight, there's a pretty nice place called The Raven in the Underground.
You wanna meet there?

16; voice post

2007-09-05T03:49:49Z

[wet coughing; vomiting; panting]

Ugh, what the hell is goin' on? Fuck me, I'm prob'ly gonna die.

15

2007-08-24T23:13:38Z

[Voice post]

Ugh. What the...? [clothes rustling] Motherfu--!
Goddammit, what the hell?! I can't get this shit off!

[ooc: out damned spot, wot! he's killed a loooot of people, so he's pretty much covered in blood.]

14

2007-08-03T07:21:03Z

I'm gonna fucking kill myself, I swear to God.

13

2007-08-03T04:45:38Z

This is so many different kinds of wrong.
Thanks, Jin, for makin' sure she stays out of trouble. She shouldn't even be thinking of that kinda thing at her age.

12

2007-07-30T01:32:22Z

Oh, this is great. Just fuckin' great! Someone get me the fuck outta here! Christ, this is disgusting!

Whoever said to just slice it up is a fuckin' douche bag!

11

2007-07-27T02:46:32Z

Holy shit, that was the best fucking party ever. Why the hell can't this City have more days like that?
You two enjoy yourselves as much as I did?

10

2007-07-08T14:01:59Z

9

2007-07-01T03:51:19Z

Grrrck! WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO GODDAMN HOT OUTSIDE?!

8

2007-06-25T03:15:32Z

Damn. I kinda miss my garden. I was a level 32 Gardener, too. Mine beat the hell outta four-eyes', that's for damn sure.

I kinda like this weather. Been a while since I felt rain.

7; voice post

2007-06-23T09:08:34Z

Oy! If you bite my ass one more time, I'm makin' you my lunch!

And you! We don't want your kind around here. So stay out before escargot starts soundin' good!

[ooc: trapped in Viva Pinata with Jin~ Good times abound~!]